 
    Volume 34 & 35
V̸̢̹͓̣̬̇̄̿ô̵͕͍̤̊́̈́̒ͅl̷̨̹̟̣̋̆̐ͅű̵̡̲̭̹̠̐̏͝m̶͙͈̺͈̰̒͑̓ê̵̬͙̈́̑ ̶̰͆͆̾̕͝3̵̖̤̦͈̀̒̓̑3̶̥̉: "We're not dead, we're just resting our eyes."
Volumes 28-32: "The conversations that have been occurring in GDT over the years have no place in the workplace or in the home." -Albert Simone, 8th President of RIT.
Volumes 17-27: "You know, I can't imagine why. (Oh no, no) We've all got time enough to cry."
Volumes 11-16: "Trade you two sheep for wheat"
Volumes 4-10: "What do you mean we can't print that?"
Volumes 1-3: "This isn't really a publication... is it?"