Survey

Last Week's Results

"Would you rather have a condition where every statement you spoke was accompanied by a curse word (such as "curses!"), or a condition where every statement that you spoke was the opposite of what you meant (such as "I have no such condition")?"

53.3% Curses!
33.3% I have no such condition
13.2% Lame-o responses
Favorite response: "I'm an EM Major," said after she threw last week's issue in the non-recyclable trash.

This Week's Survey

"Would you rather lose the ability to make the 'r' sound or gain the ability to stutter?"

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